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Pioneering alt-comedy hero and star of Cats Does Countdown Paul Foot is back on tour with a brand new stand-up show.
Remember when people were excited for the future? With visions of jetpacks, friendly robots wheeling around, and solar-powered bidets. Well, we don’t have visions like that anymore, do we?
But the universe is not over. The light has not gone out. Here’s a candle in the dark. Contagious and whispering. And you can take it with you when you leave.
As seen on Would I Lie To You?, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.
Winner: (ISH) Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2023 – Best Show Co-Winner
‘Funnier and more daring than I’ve ever seen him… [has] the audience laughing so hard they’re about to leave their bodies’ ★★★★★Chortle
Age guidance 14+ (Please check individual venue restrictions for further details.)
Presented by Plosive Live
September 2026
Sun 13 - Bristol, Tobacco Factory - On sale 10am Friday
Sat 19 - Sheffield, Montgomery Theatre - On sale 10am Friday
Sun 20 - York, The Crescent - On sale 10am Friday
Thu 24 - Sale, Waterside Arts - On sale 10am Friday
Fri 25 - Hull, Hull Truck Theatre - On sale Tue 7 Jul
October 2026
Sat 3 - Aberystwyth Comedy Festival - On sale 10am Friday
Sun 4 - Swansea, The Problematic Pub Comedy Club - On sale 10am Friday
Sat 10 - Birmingham, MAC - On sale 10am Friday
Sun 11 - Salford, Lowry - On sale 10am Friday
Fri 16 - Norwich, Playhouse - On sale 10am Friday
Tue 27 - Newcastle, The Stand - On sale 10am Friday
Thu 29 - Edinburgh, Monkey Barrel Comedy - On sale 10am Friday
Fri 30 - Glasgow, Òran Mór - On sale 10am Friday
November 2026
Sat 7 - Bath, Rondo Theatre - On sale 10am Friday
Sun 8 - Cardiff, Glee - On sale 10am Friday
Sun 15 - Leeds, City Varieties - On sale 10am Friday
Thu 19 - Oxford, The North Wall - On sale 10am Friday
Mon 23 Nov - Sat 5 Dec - London, Soho Theatre - On sale 10am Friday