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Are you ready to have the best damn night of your effing life? Well don’t worry, the man with the golden larynx is back – and he’s aiming high.
On his last tour NICK HELM promised you a Super Fun Good Time Show and, except for one man in Hull, no one could say he did anything other than more than deliver. This time, the International Treasure-in-Waiting is going to give you the best damn night of your miserable lives whether you want it or not.
Nick Helm is the greatest living all-round entertainer of his or any generation, living or dead, and he’s coming to a town near you. What are you going to tell your grandkids? That you were busy that night? Well get ready for your grandkids to stare at you with a complete lack of comprehension. You’ll be considered, locally, an idiot. From now on, every time you catch your own reflection in a car window or the back of an old DVD, you’ll think yourself a wally.
So chill the eff out, wind your effing neck in and buy an effing ticket. They’re affordable and there’s an interval to buy refreshments and to look at your fellow audience members with a cocked head asking “Did he just change our lives?” Relent to him. He. Is. Your. New. God. You can run and you can hide, but no one gets out alive.
Since starting stand-up comedy in 2007, Nick quickly gained attention from across the industry for his hilarious blend of one-liners, stories, poems and songs. He's been twice nominated for an Edinburgh Comedy Award, released two successful albums, and was nominated for a BAFTA for short film Elephant, which he co-wrote, directed and starred in. As also seen on Uncle, Loaded, Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment, Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and many more.
‘Genuinely exciting’ ★★★★★ Telegraph
‘Terrific’ ★★★★ Times
‘It ain’t pretty, but it is hilarious’ ★★★★ Chortle
‘Brilliant one-liners and magnificent set pieces’ ★★★★ Independent
‘Helm is a comic tour de force, and then some’ ★★★★ Mail on Sunday
Age guidance: 16+
Presented by Plosive Live in association with Sophie Chapman Talent
November 2025
Sat 29 - London, Leicester Square Theatre - *Sold out*
PREVIOUS DATES
September 2025
Fri 12 - Swindon, Swindon Arts Centre
Sat 13 - Cambridge, Cambridge Junction
Sun 14 - Canterbury, Gulbenkian
Thu 18 - Bath, Rondo Theatre
Fri 19 - Corsham, Pound Arts
Wed 24 - London, Artsdepot
Thu 25 - Reading, South Street Arts Centre
Fri 26 - Reading, South Street Arts Centre
Sat 27 - Exeter, Barnfield Theatre
Sun 28 - Bristol, Tobacco Factory Theatres
October 2025
Sat 04 - Aberystwyth, Comedy Festival
Thu 09 - Salford, Quays Theatre
Fri 10 - Barnard Castle, The Witham
Sat 11 - Stockton, ARC
Sun 12 - Harrogate, Harrogate Theatre
Thu 16 - Leeds, Glee Club
Fri 17 - Hull, Hull Truck Theatre
Sat 18 - Hull, Hull Truck Theatre
Thu 23 - Nottingham, Arts Theatre
Sat 25 - Brighton, Corn Exchange
Wed 29 - Southampton, The Attic
November 2025
Tue 04 – Newcastle, The Stand
Wed 05 - Glasgow, The Stand
Thu 06 – Edinburgh, Monkey Barrel Comedy
Sun 09 - Norwich, Epic Studios
Wed 12 - Dublin, The Sugar Club
Thu 13 - Belfast, Limelight
Sat 15 - Stafford, Gatehouse Theatre
Sun 16 - Birmingham, Glee Club
Wed 19 - Sheffield, Foundry
Thu 20 - Pocklington, Arts Centre
Fri 21 - Leamington Spa, Royal Spa Centre
Sun 23 - St Albans, Alban Arena
Wed 26 - Cardiff, Glee Club
Thu 27 - Swansea, Taliesin Arts Centre